Dear Serena, shut up.

I am a big fan of Gossip Girl. It has got to be one of the least intellectually stimulating shows out there, but it has consistently entertained me over the course of its three seasons. It has great fashion, exciting and unexpected storylines, sex, drama and some seriously attractive characters (Nate Archibald, get in me). The show, unfortunately, does have one serious downfall: Serena Van Der Woodsen. Omfg that girl is the most annoying character to have ever been created by any writer in television. I think she may even be more annoying than Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, and THAT is saying a lot. I will not deny that Serena is stunning with her luscious blond hair that nearly touches her ass, her flawless skin, never-ending legs and suprisingly stacked rack. It is a shame that her beauty cannot transfer over to her acting. Her acting on the show is hard to explain. She doesn't really say much. She's usually too busy whining, pouting, spreading her legs, or texting her latest victim. Speaking of victim, Serena LOVES playing the poor, innocent and helpless girl. Nothing is ever her fault- not the time she slept with her best friend's boyfriend, not the time she overdosed on cocaine and killed a man, not the time she stole the key to Constance's pool, not the time she passed out and missed her SATs after a late night party sesh with Georgina, not the time she fell in love with a married man- nope, she had no control over those things! Serena is just too obtuse, naive and moronic for anyone to actually feel bad for her. And her pouting is getting really old. According to the storyline she is approaching her 21st or 22nd year- no pouting is done at that age, so please, Serena, just stop, you look retarded. Another area of concern surrounding Serena is boys. Serena has got to have the most loose box ever- she has slept with so many men. She claims to have been in love with all of them, but let's get serious, the girl likes to get filled. From Dan to Tryp, to Nate, to Carter, to that radom hipster artist fag she was into for a while, the girl is a skank, and her "omg all I do is sit at home and think of you" act is really getting old. The last episode with Nate was just too much to deal with- the girl is just dumb. Of course Nate uninvited you to the French Ambassador's dinner, you opened up wide the second you saw him! You didn't even wait until you had a bed to use- she really does not leave much to the imagination. What's worse is that Serena got it in on the floor of her best friend's gorgeous apartment with her best friend's first love and ex-boyfriend. How that works, I am unsure, but it obviously led to Serena pouting for the rest of the episode until her and Nate settled their dramatic issues and got freaky in the coat check room, which conviently had a cushioned bench at the back where no one would see them. Anyways, I feel sorry for the girl. No guy can actually put up with her antics and they either lie to her, break up with her, or leave her alone and unconcious after a deadly car crash (Tryp- such a gentleman). I don't blame them though, the girl is gorgeous, but fuck, she is beyond irritating.